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Rise From the Ashes
Created on 2003-08-06 18:26:30 (#1236648), last updated 2007-06-16
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Basic Info| Name: | Aj |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 10-15 |
| Location: | Florida, United States |
| Website: | The Betrayal of the Phoenix |
BioRemember, no one has the right to touch you in your bathing suit area.
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
"Well I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight."
- Crash Davis, Bull Durham
"A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this fuckin' trip."
- Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
"How much wood would a woockchuck...fuck you!"
- A very drunk Zack
"I act blonde, I just don't act blonde."
- a rather tired Janell
Q : "Is viagra kosher for passover?"
A : "Not if it leads to pork."
- Whoopi Goldberg
Q : "It’s been said I can cruch walnuts with my thighs. What’s your strongest body part?"
A :"Well, I hope it’s my walnuts!"
- Man on Brittish 'Dating Game'
"So, what do you guys wanna do?"
- Claudia
"Oh, yeah! One morning, I saw the most beautiful sunset!"
- Colleen
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
"Well I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight."
- Crash Davis, Bull Durham
"A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this fuckin' trip."
- Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
"How much wood would a woockchuck...fuck you!"
- A very drunk Zack
"I act blonde, I just don't act blonde."
- a rather tired Janell
Q : "Is viagra kosher for passover?"
A : "Not if it leads to pork."
- Whoopi Goldberg
Q : "It’s been said I can cruch walnuts with my thighs. What’s your strongest body part?"
A :"Well, I hope it’s my walnuts!"
- Man on Brittish 'Dating Game'
"So, what do you guys wanna do?"
- Claudia
"Oh, yeah! One morning, I saw the most beautiful sunset!"
- Colleen
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